Watch off, laptop out, take off your boots Swiping trousers for explosives and X-raying my flute If the bottle’s too big you gotta throw it away If you can make a bomb from liquids is a small one ok? Buried a half a million tons of nuclear waste But the worlds a whole lot safer now they've thrown away my toothpaste The singer bathes in diamonds for a barbed wire diss There’s no love lost in the city, just a furious hiss Work the fans for pops and heat, Tweet storm ratchets up the tension Stars with product to promote, and an addiction to attention The Hollywood flames igniting on the set A tempestuous romance puts the rumours to rest Do they share a bed or do they merely share an agent? The depth of their love measured in TMZ engagement It doesn't really matter who's the face, who's the heel Well you can cheer either side that's the whole appeal But when life is kayfabe and nothing is real They're number one Spotmonkey TV star thrills the crowd to bits The promises are hollow but they all chant the hits Division, fear, suspicion feed the marks he betrayed Shouting out distractions while he slips out the blade Writes the angles, counts the takings and he knows he can't lose Drops a pipe bomb, feeds the chickens, then he calls fake news While nutters, spivs and charlatans are playing it large Enjoy the popcorn and the circus now the carny's in charge If you can't work out who's the face, who's the heel And if life is kayfabe and nothing is real Well, just keep on booing and soon you will feel You're Number one The 3am newsfeed really messes with my head I need caffeine on a drip just to get out of bed We're all part of the problem, petitions ain’t a solution Watching An Inconvenient Truth, doesn't grant you absolution Finding true love on the phone, and the new opium for the masses is a billion twitter users all wading through molasses Monkey hands over your ears to stop the domesday clocks' ticking Just keep on shopping and just keep clicking I can't work out if I'm a face, or a heel But if life is kayfabe where nothing is real I'll keep booing and cheering, thinking that I'm Number one When did everyone become a part of the feud There’s colour on the mat and the crowd’s subdued Going home and the payoff is we all get screwed Come on No it doesn't really matter who's the face, who's the heel And life is kayfabe and nothing is real So keep booing and cheering and then you can feel You're number one No it doesn't really matter who's the face, who's the heel Cos it’s all fucked up, that’s the whole damned deal But keep booing and cheering and then you can feel You're number one No it don't really matter who's the face, who's the heel And life is kayfabe and nothing is real So keep booing and cheering and then you can feel You're number one Who is number one? I'm number one!

I got an ache in my heart from eating too much fried chicken I got an ache in my heart from eating too much fried chicken They say I’m gonna die young. Well that’s a goddamn joke Open up a fresh bucket, and wash it down with coke Why won’t you sigh, sigh for me Why don’t you cry, cry for me Why won’t you lie, lie for me Why won’t you die, die for me I got an ache in my heart because my baby said she's leaving I got an ache in my heart because my baby said she's leaving Well she can't take it no more, I can’t believe that's what she said And if I catch her there'd be trouble, but I can't get out of bed Why won’t you sigh, sigh for me Why don’t you cry, cry for me Why won’t you lie, lie for me Why won’t you die, die for me I got an ache in my heart, because there ain’t no-one that needs me And I'm gettin’ pretty hungry, because there ain’t no-one to feed me And the flies are really buzzin’, cos the shits starting to thicken And I keep passin’ out, but I'm dreaming of chicken

Draw those blinds from preying minds What I pray for I know I’ll find I’ve got the oracle, I see the facts My TV brain, it won’t be taxed My CPU links me to you Don’t wanna speak I gotta go… Anywhere Anywhere Anywhere Anywhere out of this world I'm losing sleep, No time to eat My video stream is all I need I’ve watched The Ring, and Crouching Tiger Something surreal by Jan Svankmejer No weather forecast clouds my mind It’s sunny here all the time Anywhere Anywhere Anywhere Anywhere out of this world Draw those blinds from preying minds What I pray for I know I’ll find I’ve got the oracle, I see the facts My TV brain, it won’t be taxed My CPU links me to you Don’t wanna speak I gotta go… Anywhere Anywhere Anywhere Anywhere out of this world